Sunday, 29 April 2012
When I was a university student I had a friend who studied at Aston University in Birmingham. Now this friend was a quite normal chap except that he had very little "party" experience due to religious upbringing. This inexperience led to him adopting, what I can only describe as the most hedonistic lifestyle known to man. The floor he shared with about 5 or 6 others descended into a booze fuelled hell and include a truly evil thunderbird habit. Now thunderbird is produced by the Gallo winery, you know the people that make average tasting normal wines that line many offies shelves. It isn't widely known but Gallo made a fair fortune from Thunderbird a cidery come winey fortified concoction straight from the bowels of hell aimed squarely at the bum wine market. Now part of my friends daily life was getting a tube and funnel, inserting the tube directly into his stomach and poring 75cl of this crap directly into his guts, the result would often be unconsciousness. This is of course the same man who bought a bottle of amyl nitrate from a sex shop, dipped his cigarette in it, lit it and burnt his eye brows off. In fact so infamous was my friend that 20 years later my Uni friends describe him as "that twat from Aston". I digress, back to the review, under no circumstances would I recommend Thunderbird, it is possibly the most sickening crap ever produced, up there with a can of 2p curry sauce from Lidls or imitation value vimto. Its just goes to show that booze companies are completely merciless in their marketing, knowing 100% that if they produce awful cheap booze, poor alcoholics will buy it. People of Britain I urge you - poor this stuff down the sink and save yourselves from the Aston experience. Forget minimum pricing plans, forget controlling binge drinking, the single biggest factor in liver disease is awful muck like this..ban it and save the NHS a fortune.
Posted by The Village Idiot at 06:53